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Topics: World Cup

Thursday, 29 March 2007

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Which shoe giant will provide baby shoes for the genetically gifted babies?

Mia Hamm, famous woman's soccer player, and husband Nomar Garciaparra, famous major league baseball player, are the parents of twin girls. The all-star first baseman left spring training for the Los Angeles Dodgers to be with his wife for the delivery in Southern California.

After the birth, an obviously lactating Hamm celebrated by ripping off her hospital gown and running through the halls in her sports bra.

Nomar showed everyone that he could carry both girls in his oversized catchers mitt, but was charged with an error when he dropped the smaller one.

The parents are as yet unable to agree on names. He wants Babe and Ruth while she wants Pele and Becks.

Nike, Adidas, and Reebok are all competing for the endorsement deal to provide shoes for the children.

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