Diego Maradona, hero of Argentine football, is dead... or is he? According to an Argentine Radio Station, he died in a car crash which also killed his Nephew.
Only he didn't.
Naturally the radio station was very confused when a very angry Maradona rang in to profess his continuing existence.
Maradona said the announcement of his death was life - threatening itself, "I was driving when I heard the announcement. I almost lost my grip on the woman sitting in my lap. She was lucky not to fall out of the convertible right there!"
He added, "It was very sad; she spilled a lot of our cocaine."