Written by Tom Taylor
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Saturday, 17 March 2007

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The moon is calling Gerrard

Rumours are flying today, that a number of English Football's biggest names will soon be plying their trade elsewhere. Several sources are reporting that Frank Lampard, Wayne Rooney and Jose Mourinho will all be involved in big money moves to Italy and Spain in the coming transfer window.

However the biggest shock is Liverpool's talismanic captain Steven Gerrard, who is reportedly being lined up for a big money move to the moon.

Current Liverpool boss, Rafa Benitez, scoffed at the suggestion but looked slightly scared as he said, "Look, Steven is good enough to play anywhere in the Universe but I am sure that his heart lies with Liverpool, England and Earth."

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