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Saturday, 17 March 2007

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Yogi says there are so many terrorists in Iraq no terrorists go there any more

Yankee great Yogi Berra has been named Iraq's new President. Bush declared: "This bear and his little buddy showed great ingenuity in all of their adventures, there isn't that much difference between a park rangers and terrorists and picnic baskets and the new personal WMD's are about the same size."

When advisors reminded W that this was not Yogi Bear and BooBoo who he had approved but the Hall of Fame Catcher, Bush thought for a long time.

"I haven't been this stumped since the time I was reading that goat book to some kids and they told me something terrible happened somewhere", was the best W could muster.

When pressed for the qualifications Berra had that might make him a success, the President pointed out Yogi's famous sense of humor, his mastery of Arabic and the fact that he hit more World Series homeruns than any other catcher in baseball history.

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