Yankee great Yogi Berra has been named Iraq's new President. Bush declared: "This bear and his little buddy showed great ingenuity in all of their adventures, there isn't that much difference between a park rangers and terrorists and picnic baskets and the new personal WMD's are about the same size."
When advisors reminded W that this was not Yogi Bear and BooBoo who he had approved but the Hall of Fame Catcher, Bush thought for a long time.
"I haven't been this stumped since the time I was reading that goat book to some kids and they told me something terrible happened somewhere", was the best W could muster.
When pressed for the qualifications Berra had that might make him a success, the President pointed out Yogi's famous sense of humor, his mastery of Arabic and the fact that he hit more World Series homeruns than any other catcher in baseball history.