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Thursday, 15 March 2007

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After an embarrassing NCAA Tournament loss Oral Robert's University President, Oral Roberts III announced an university wide name change:

"This team has humiliated my grandaddy, my daddy, me and our great grandaddy, Jesus Christ Oral Roberts. Not since my own daddy's videotaped affairs with hundreds of prostitutes (He still says he was trying to convert their lost souls) has our family and our school been so badly dragged through the mud. The devil must have been involved here and we mean to exorcize that demon from our midst!"

The New name For oru committee is favoring All Neighbors Accept the Lord Roberts University. Preliminary reactions think that in light of some family legends and the way the rteam played anal Roberts University would be quite fitting even if it is a liitle awkward initially.

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