Written by Tom Taylor

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Sunday, 11 March 2007

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Despite the fireworks, everyone loses in a way.

In what has been touted as a 'classic' Super Classico, neither Barcelona or Real Madrid have managed to actually win.

Despite some of the most famous, most skilled and highest payed sports people in the world playing their hearts out for over ninety minutes, both teams walked (hobbled) away with only one point from the game.

Barcelona's superstar Ronaldinho, who managed zero goals in the game, couldn't believe it. "In a way we're all losers. I mean, I try so hard, so hard, and nothing. Why do I bother?"

Lionel Messi, Barca's young Argentinian whiz kid, managed an incredible hat-trick in the 3-3 draw but was still left disheartened "Yeah, I scored all of my teams goals... I still don't know why I got out of bed in the morning."

Real Madrid's Manager (for this month), Fabio Capello, was left frustrated at having to travel to the game. "All I'm saying is that Petrol isn't cheap." Capello complained, Next time I think I'll just ask David Beckham to buy us the points."

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