Rumours of a rift between Chelsea's manager Jose Mourinho and his overpriced, under performing, burden on the rest of the team, striker, Andriy Shevchenko are completely untrue according to Shevchenko.
"It's just not true..." says Andriy "...Jose and I are the best of friends really."
Shevchenko and Mourinho have started making sure that they appear in public together to dispel the allegations. The two have now been seen throughout London together, including walking down main streets holding hands.
The manager and his striker now seeming inseparable has sparked a new rumour; that Chelsea's billionaire, Russian owner, Roman Abramovich has had Shevchenko and Mourinho nailed together.
When asked for comment on this, Mourinho said "Ow."
- Tom Taylor