Barcelona were knocked out of the Champions League today by beating Liverpool at home 0-1. Barcelona's Ronaldinho was heartbroken after winning the game, having to head back to Spain where only his millions of dollars, beautiful women, endorsements, sublime skill, yachts, private helicopter, mansions and a lifestyle you and I would kill for, will keep him company.
Over the two legs, both teams scored the same amount of goals, with Liverpool winning one game and Barcelona winning one.
"I don't really get it..." said Barca's Ronaldinho "... I think it has something to do with maths. I play football."
What troubles Ronaldinho the most is the unfair media attention he feels will come of the win that was a loss.
(He probably shouldn't have whinged to the media about this.)
"Now the media are going to make up things like 'there's disunity in our team' and the 'players aren't getting along'." Whined, poor little rich boy, Ronaldinho
After the interview it is alleged (by me) that Ronaldinho rang team mate Lionel Messi's mum and abused her for ten minutes before sending hit men to her house to take out the family dog.