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Topics: Gay

Tuesday, 20 February 2007

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Civil Rights Activist and Rapper Militant Mulatto

Since Oprah outed African-American males who like to dabble in the rear-play even outa' jail,folks have been watchin' hard fo' signs of the down-low 'mong spohts stahs.

Timmie Hardonaway has been one of the usual suspects and when the dude came down hard on gays this week ,you just knew the gay-dar wood be focusd on the brutha. And so be it, since now he's agreed to be spendin' time with some Detroit Gay ass Mayor and his peeps.

"Oh yeah, this is sum kinda co-munity suvice and shit!" Declared Militant Mulatto, gay-resenting rapper and civil rights activist, "Da Brutha protested two times too much,ya heah me!"

Hardonaway's only commented was to say "Sso my naame isss Anthhony,sso what!"

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