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Topics: David Beckham

Monday, 19 February 2007

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Madrilena chanted:Stinky,Wingebag Beckham!

David Beckham has the reputartion of a rather stinky fellow aroung football circles and so his mates (and not so mates) got together on him in a practical joke.

Isidro Gomez of the Real Betis was set up to lure Beckham into a foul while playing for Real Madrid in the Spanish League Saturday. Unfortunately the prank backfired and turned into a brawl.

One Real Betis player named Jerome grabbed "Stinky" Beckham by the jowls and told him:"Wash yourself, you reeking Limey!".

By the time the umpire got there to throw the green card for Beckham's immigration to LA,Beckham started weeping more hysterically than he did in the World Cup last year. 'Stinky', 'Wingebag' Beckham chanted the Spanish crowd till the he finally went to the showers.

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