Just as the controversial event of Muff Diving was slickly slip sliding its way into the Olympics,US Muff Diving Champion, J.R.N.Ombligo has blown the covers off the sport's introduction before it got passed the lips of the IOC.
"I Know Muff!" Declared ProfePuss, his DJ handle and professional title, Puss as his closest consorts know him feels that there should be no controversy (see Muff diving to be Olympic Event in '08). Ombligo wants the event in the Wrestlatorium and hates the idea of the Natatorium: "Pools are for fools, the water just dilutes the flava!"
Debate over who should participate in the event, men, women or couples evoked this from the US Champ: "Co-ed ,a'course,what's this men's sport thang, women's thang...Muff belongs in the inter-gender competition. Gay Olympics is great but I just don't have the tastebuds fo' dat team".
E.Rogersnous Zones, second licker-up to Ombligo in the last five US National Muff Diving Championships held in Climax, NY denounces ProfePuss' arrogance: "Sure he wins but if he would compete against me in the Spa, I'd pity da'fool!".
Zonie is known for his invention of the SpaGasm which has been banned from Muff Diving in all amateur and professional competitions. Sports medicine specialist and former SpaGasm apprentice to Zonie,Ina Gada Davida explains: "This maniac has created a monster.Bubbles, jets and pussy is much too powerful for the mere mortal. E.Rogersnous Zone should be banned from the sport! He is the Barry Bonds of Muff Diving!"