Further humiliation for denounced former England soccer star David Beckham, as Real Madrid manager forces him to tuck his new boobies into a bra before training. Rod of iron manager, Fabio Decapito, is sick and tired of Beckham's bouncers distracting the other players.
'I'm sick and tired of them, wibbly wobbly all over da place.'
Beckham gained boobs in a bizarre love triangle sex swap wager with former England team mate Gary 'tottie' Neville, which he lost.
'I said to Becksy, dearie, put on a pair of boobs if you want your place back. There's no way you'll get into the womens' team wearing blue. It's so not you.'
Beckham is expected to make his first team debut in bra and panties at Highbury tonight, when England's women take on the Lily Savage All Star Sven Eleven in a so-called 'luv-in friendly'.