It has been revealed today that David Beckham, model, media icon, girl magnet & part-time sports personality has written a clause into his contract at LA Galaxy so that his wages of £128m over five years, will be given to him in cash.
Furious officials have been working around the clock to try & source enough 'loose change' to pay his first weeks wages. Beckham, 34 is said to be fascinated by the 'shiny magic coins' he had in England when he played for Manchester United & has paid Mexican immigrant workers to built a special mansion in LA especially to house his wages which come in escorted tankers on a Friday at noon.
It is thought that the cost for police presence, guarding the deliveries is costing tax payers $300million a year.
Beckham said in a statement today, "When i played for the Manchester it was good & they gave me the monies in my hand. It was magic, all those shiny coins. Now i am richer i want to collect all the coins & make a house full of them so i can swim in it & have lots of fun with my friends".
Beckham was rumoured to have committed adultery with Rebecca Loooose(r), his personal assistant & nanny to his 15 kids. 'Becky' as he liked to call her has gone on to have breast implants & appear on every 'celeb' reality show imaginable. She is said to be thrilled for David & has another book coming out about their time together. Buy it now from all good bookshops.