Written by Harold Bishop
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Thursday, 19 April 2007

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Tottenham have called a press conference today at 12:00 where they are expected to announce the new signing of Bobby Zamora.

With Robbie Keane expected to move to Aston Villa within the next few days for an expected £8 million Martin Jol has swooped to sign the Hammers Hitman.

In a deal reported to be worth £2.5 million Zamora will link up with Spurs once again.

Jol was delighted with his new signing "Bobby is a born goalscorer and with Robbie announcing that he wants to leave we had to swoop to sign another striker and I think Bobby fits the bill perfectly."

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