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Thursday, 21 December 2006

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It'll be pistols at 50 paces

Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump got into a war of the words on Wednesday trading insults and barbs.

Rosie O'Donnell replied to Donald Trumps attack on her by challenging him to a duel at 50 paces.

The altercation started when Rosie said some derogatory things about "The Donald", on "The View", including:

"Trump filed for bankruptcy and left his creditors holding the bag like scum."

"If Donald's father hadn't died and left him a wad of cash Trump would have been done financially"

"How could Trump give advice to a twenty year old on morals being a father that's also a confirmed adulterer himself?"

After hearing of Rosie's unprovoked attack Trump immediately countered with:

"It was a mistake for Barbara Walters to hire Rosie for The View, I'm sure she's paying the price now"

"Rosie is an untalented lesbo cow, I don't understand how she is on T.V."

"Someone hit her with a ugly stick, she looks like a truck driver"

"O'Donnell is a discussing disaster. She couldn't even start a magazine without getting sued."

After hearing Donalds retort Rosie said, "Lets see where his balls are, I'm official challenging that wimp to a duel at 50 paces. My honor has been compromised. Jerk!"

Barbara Walters, producer of The View said, "Donald has been a long time friend of the show and Rosie is a great addition to the show, we love them both, I think these ruffians should stick to fistacuffs".

There are currently laws prohibiting dueling but they are rarely inforced considering both parties are in agreement.

Dueling has been practiced for centuries between fueding gentleman who felt slighted by one another. The duel is not necessarly intended to kill, but save face for the insulted party.

Trump and O'Donnell are in current negotiations to televise the duel, winner take all. Now that's media savvy.

The state of Nevada offered safe haven for a pay per view event at the Wynn Hotel and Casino. The current line is 5-to-3 Rosie.

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Buck E Filbert
Dec 21 2006

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