Written by Buck E Filbert
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Topics: Britney Spears

Wednesday, 20 December 2006

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A girl without a vagina's like a day without sunshine

Britney Spears and her sister Jamie Lynn entered a Laker game over the weekend. After Britney had slammed a few Laker brews the cameras turned on her and she flashed everyone on the jumbotron.

Everyone booed and cat called aggressively because Britney no longer possesses a vagina. In a recent court decision Britney Spears vagina was granted emancipation to peruse a life beyond Britney. The booing was obviously spurned on by Britney's lack of flash.

Jack Nicholson, uber actor and long time Laker season ticket holder said, "yeah, she just lifted her little dress and you could see it plane as day. She ain't got no vagina".

Diane Cannon just covered her mouth and blushed.

Totally embarrassed Britney and Jamie Lynn fled the game at halftime.

Later that evening Spears showed up at 40 Deuce, feeling no pain she decided to take the stage and put on a flashing show between dancers. The club owner was forced to put the hook on Brit explaining, honey no one wants to see a vaginaless pop princess in a strip club.

Britney is having a difficult time adjusting to a life without her vagina. She really never appreciated her vagina and took it's appeal for granted.

On the opposite side of the coin Britneys' vagina is booked solid for the next year doing everything from PTA meetings to authoring a tell all book then selling it on Oprah.

The vagina formally known as Britney now goes by, Carolina the Vagina.

Kobe Bryant had the quote of the day saying, "a girl without a vagina's like a day without sunshine".

See associated story:

Britney Spears' vagina sues for emancipation

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Dec 20 2006

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