Cauliflower ears, broken noses and limbs all belong to one of the most robust sports known to man, and now to lesbians! A group of South African lesbians felt it would be quite 'butch' to have a rough, tumble and scrum and prove to the world how manly they are! Sadly they cannot grab each other's balls!
Hetero women are open to join the club but fear shower time could be quite embarrassing. Wearing lipstick, make-up and other feminine things during a scrum or a hefty tackle would also be inappropriate including sharp, painted finger nails, which are forbidden in women's rugby anyway,
"I'll scratch your eyes out Bitch!"
Rugby has come out of its closet lately with many hunky, broken-boned men admitting they are gay and only played rugby because there dads thought it would harden them up and if by getting the crap kicked out of them, they might become straight, bullshit!
These South African lesbians however have no intention of hiding their sexuality and are challenging men's teams to prove how 'butch' they are by kicking the shit out of men who they really do not like, in a gay way!
Gay rugby teams are also coming out in force, however hetero men really do not feel attracted to gay rugby, but they certainly wouldn't mind getting in a scrum with South African lesbians and joining them in the bath tub for a communal bath!
PS: Dykes on bikes can also register but must remove their crash helmets before entering the field of play!