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Friday, 9 June 2017

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Oh my god, not this again.....

Following her humiliating defeat at the hands of the British electorate, British Prime Minster Teresa May is looking for a new pastime, to while away the worries of missing important discussions, not turning up for meetings, not having a decent policy, or having to do uncomfortable impressions of Wallace the Dog when asked a pertinent question.

Roundly ridiculed for saying that running through a farmer's wheat fields was the naughtiest thing she has ever done (we will not judge her on her record as a politician, but morally, she has done far worse) it is understood that this will be a new olympic sport in 2020.

However, it is believed that climate change will be so bad by then that wheat fields will not be available, so running will be the new sport in the olympics.

However, when we pointed out that running all types of distance is already in the Olympics we were told that this was new running, like running we had never seen before.

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