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Tuesday, 26 July 2016

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England's New Kit

Sam Allardyce, England's new football manager has launched his exciting new plan for England's football team exclusively in a discussion with our intrepid sports journalist John Wright.

Allardyce promised a change from Hodgson's 'diet of stodge' declaring it will be replaced by 'a stodgy diet'! On topof this transformation Allardyce gave us his exuberant new slogan for England's football team - 'Attack, Attack, Attack for the last three minutes'.

Big Sam explained that boring the opposition for 87 minutes would put them off guard for a dive in the penalty area or an embrace during a corner kick.

These cunning plans from our Sam have been used previously in his battles to assist teams to stave off the threat of relegation. 'I can promise England fans that we will not be relegated' he advised.

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