After a raucous night of jolly and fanfare, 390,113 Clevlandites woke up this morning only to fall back into the nightmare of living in Cleveland.
"It was a Cinderella story all right," said Iyrie Krving, "We may still have our Prince Charming in LeBron James (for now), but now it's back to reminiscing about when the Browns could win more than three games."
JeBron Lames summed up his fellow fans' thoughts: "It was cool and all that we won, but now what are we going to do until October 25? Miami seems nice this time of year."
Meanwhile, on the West Coast, a Warriors fan admitted that Cleveland needed this one more than they did. "We're very generous here in Silicon Valley -expect with our tax dollars," he said proudly wearing a 2015 NBA champs tee shirt.