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Saturday, 10 October 2015

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Klopp enjoying his favourite hobby, Heavy Head-Banging, Liverpool Achtung!

Liverpool has been the target of a German Blitzkrieg and surrendered after being bombarded by a series of bombshells that were released by the enemies of logic, the British tabloids! It even cost them 21 million GBPpounds!

The 21 million was not invested in a rebuilding of the impoverished city but actually slung down the throat of the German aggressor, with impunity!

Liverpool hope that by investing their millions into the German Messiah they can return to their former glory, which actually means nothing to anybody apart from the local, indigenous people, sentimentally known as Scousers!

Scousers tend to believe the whole world revolves (not Revolver) around their infamous city and their most famous sons, and Germans tend to enjoy reinventing mythology ( I dare not mention his name here!). The Messiah is about to arrive and he will, and I quote, "do it his way and no way else!" And because the rest of the world is more interested in other German misdeamenours and their national team losing against the little green Leprechauns, it seems that Herr Klopp has been allowed to bombard the city without too much fuss! However, the explosives are just about to begin, so Scousers, put on your tin helmets, Klopp (In German; The Knocker) has arrived and will be Headbanging, no doubt!!

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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