Written by Dick Sheerer
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Topics: Rats

Wednesday, 29 July 2015

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These three lost the Rat Race

Veteran salesman and champion failure Willy Loman broke the world record in the high-speed long distance mouth marathon.

From the start he was out the gate and into the fray, hard-knocking, pavement-pounding all the way to making marketing history in a dazzling display of doorbell-ringing athletic ability, pushing himself to the ultimate limit of superhuman accomplishment and beyond, stretching the infinite potential of what he has achieved.

In a come-from-behind victory the all-time loser and heavyweight boozer with a broken back and heart attack, underdog Willy Loman wins the sensational sport of the rodents, the 47th annual international Rat Race.

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