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Wednesday, 1 July 2015

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Super Mario how we love him best, much muscle, no brains, mucho dinero!

With the transfer market offcially open a sensational transfer has just hit the headlines in the UK, Balotelli joins United!

Transfers between the arch rivals are very seldom and only an ancient Irish defender, Noel Cantwell, ever ventured between the two arch rivals rendering the move as unbelievable!

Another incredible fact is Super Mario also played for City!

Iron hard, no bullshit, Louis van Gaal, is convinced Mario will end his bad habits; smoking in the changing rooms, throwing fireworks at youth players, setting his house on fire, parking his Bentley's in front of the local police station, shagging beautiful SWAGS before important games, etc, etc! Louis has promised to turn Mario into a global superstar and the rest of the world declared him totally insane, he laughed!

"If Sir Alex can tame Mon Dieu (Cantona) I can tame Super Mario!" Louis claimed in his typical Dutch brashness.

Liverpool are quite happy to be rid of the Enfant Terrible, but Mario has sworn revenge and is now plotting a coup d etat when Liverpool visit United, not by scoring a hattrick, no, he has promised to blow up the Liverpool bus!

Promises to be a red hot local derby!

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