New York - The Games Body, official body of international summer and winter athletics events, may be tainted with the same crap as footie's FIFA scandal according to unreliable sources at QM-NewsCorpse.
Latest reports are describing the same of culture of bongs - uh, bungs! - whopping great big backhanders and bucketloads of baksheesh that nailed hapless soccer bigwigs in last week's FBI swoop.
They describe how the Disorganising Committee of the Games that successfully secured London 2012 'may also be under FBI screwtiny' as the official FIFA investigation widens into the Brit homegrown mob.
Commenting on the allegations a spokesperson for Tony B Liar said this eveing, "It's utter bollocks that Mr Blair bribed the Games Committee with a $10m bung."
Fifteen minutes later a clarification was issued: "Tony says it was closer to $2.5m."
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