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Sunday, 7 December 2014

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Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger took offence during yesterdays press conference after the loss to Stoke City in the Premier League, when a journalist criticised the club for losing the match 3-2. The French manager took issue with the journalist talking about losing as a negative thing.

"Losing is one of the main principles of this club - check the badge of Arsenal, it has the latin word for losing stitched on it!" Arsene Wenger then listed all the principles of the North London club. "Our principles have and always will be - Attacking football, developing youth and also not learning from our mistakes and losing big games and then being stubborn afterwards and refusing to fix problems afterwards."

Arsene Wenger revealed that he was in current talks with the club about signing a new 100 year contract that would see him stay manager of the team even after his death.

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