Written by Al N.
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Wednesday, 22 October 2014

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Palin Clan practicing.for the Shootin' and Starin' competition.

Wassilly, Alaska In an attempt to redeem her family's honor after their recent drunken brawl, former Alaska governor and Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin announced today that she will sponsor a new sports contest called the Hillbilly Olympics and that her family would be the first representatives for Alaska.

Contestant requests began to flood in from all over the U.S. even after Palin provided an idea of what the events would be. Palin's "Suggested List" included:

3.Drinkin' Moonshine
4.Runnin' from Revenuers
5.Runnin' from Shotgun Weddings
8.Fist fightin'
9.Most Stained Blue Jeans
10.Drinkin' Rot Gut Whiskey
12.Tractor Pull

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