American soccer fans are furious after being knocked out of the World Cup thanks to a goal from third in line to the British throne, Prince Harry.
Despite the scoreboard showing the goal, scored in the seventh minute of extra time, being credited to Kevin de Bruyne, Americans are convinced that it was actually Harry who netted the first goal in Belgium's 2-1 win.
"He isn't even Dutch, or French, or whatever they are," screamed one angry fan. "The ginger haired bastard!"
US coach Jurgen Klinsman has lodged an appeal - claiming that 'de Bruyne' was actually Harry - though it is thought FIFA will tell him "not all ginger twats are the same person."
Prince Harry has denied he was in Brazil during the match, stating he was in Vegas at the alleged time of the goal, running around with his cock out.