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Tuesday, 1 July 2014

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Sister Venus denies Nadal, Federer, Djokovic or any other grand slam ball men are in the pregnancy frame

Wimbledon, London - World number one seed Serena Williams is up the duff if Wimbledon tournament rumors are to be believed.

A 3-0 game of double faults saw the winner of 32 Majors pull out early citing women's problems and a 'lack of balls'.

Umpire Kader Nouni stopped the Center Court match as 17 times Grand Slam champ Serena I teetered dangerously all over the turves, an unearthly facial pallor spreading downwards to her pristine Reeboks.

Commenting on reports that something ballsy is gestating in the champion's, uh, royal box, a spokesperson for Rafael Nadal denied Spanish spermatozoa was in the frame.

"Eez definitely Mexican sperm in the loop," Jose Cojones told reporters, "and classic hormone surges are to blame."

Williams had already crashed out early from the Women's Singles championships before today's disastrous doubles flop.

Sister Venus Williams, Serena's doubles partner, is blaming faulty rubbers for the suspected nascent baby bump.

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