Ryan Giggs was spotted leaving a Dutch coastal hotel and flying as high as a local kyte-surfer after smoking a joint or two with King Louis van Gaal.
Smoke got in their eyes as they discussed Man United's dreadful season and how the pair of them can get the huge dinosaur back on the rails. Ryan left the hotel wide eyed and smiling, like most pot smokers do, while King Louis slipped out the back door not on a banana, and returned to his day job, coaching the Dutch national team how to stay sober before a World Cup; a most difficult task!
Ryan told the waiting paparazzi he was happy to divulge that King Louis has offered him a job back-stabbing in the dressing room, and if any player should dare criticise the Dutchmans eccentric methods, including prime primate, General Rooney, they would be sold as monkey meat to the up and coming, multi-billion Chinese league run by the Triad.
Ryan, in the meantime stoned, leapt into the private jet provided by Man United, slipped customs and arrived home just in time for his favourite soap called, Noisy Neighbours, and disappeared behind a light blue cloud of smoke caused by a bunch of foreigners from Moss Side!