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Saturday, 3 May 2014

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From One Disaster To Another - Red Devils Not So Hot

Manchester United have sacked temporary manager Ryan Giggs after the home defeat today to Sunderland.

The match ended 1-0 to the visitors.

An official announcement will be made shortly.

Giggs, known as Giggsy, will, like former manager David Moyles, be released into the wild - probably as soon as Sunday.

"Aye up lad, United's a mess," said hardcore fan Martin Suttlecock, the only Manchester United fan this reporter could find not from London.

It is expected that United are to engage the services of a medium; to contact deceased former boss Sir Mat Busby for advice regarding the appointment of a new manager.

The continually sleeping Sir Alex Ferguson, who was caught today at Old Trafford napping throughout the game, has not yet woken up.

Ryan Giggs is extremely hairy.

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