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Wednesday, 23 April 2014

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Giggsy Has His Eye On Youth

Temporary Manchester United manager Ryan Giggs is said to have his eye on a lot of teenage talent, according to reports from Manchester.

Giggs is especially interested in 19 year old Kirsty Brown and 18 year old Kelly Goodwin, whom he met outside United's training ground.

"He couldn't take his eyes of them," said new trainer Paul Scholes, "he was kind of drooling also, but, hey, thats Giggsy!"

Giggs who has replaced dour Scot David Moyes as United manager, who inturn replaced dour Scot Sir Alex Ferguson is an extremely hairy man.

Phil Neville, former player and trainer, told reporters "Giggsy is always on the look out for teenagers, he likes nice legs and big tits mainly."

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