WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden said that he and his wife, the second lady (Jill Biden) were watching Dancing With The Stars when he got a phone call from President Obama.
The president was so ecstatic that he could hardly talk. Biden said that at first he was afraid that Russia had launched a missile at the US.
But he said that the president settled down pretty quick and told him that the Washington Wizards had just defeated the world champion Miami Heat.
"You're kiddin' me." The vice-president responded.
"No sir Joey. I am as serious as the body fat on Kirstie Alley's thighs."
The president then explained that he had wagered a $500 bet at 8 to 1 odds that the Wizards would beat the Heat.
"So you mean to tell me that you have just won $4,000 Mr. President."
"Yep Joey my boy. So tomorrow's Burger Bandit cheeseburgers are on me thanks to our hometown Wizards."
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