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Tuesday, 15 April 2014

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Once the regular NBA season ends, the Laker balls will all go undribbled. (Photo courtesy of Jack Nicholson).

LOS ANGELES - Rufus Reno, sports writer for Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has said that there are a lot of upset Lakers fans in LaLaLand.

Reno said that the fans of the purple and gold team are pretty much red at the moment as their beloved team has failed to make it to this year's NBA basketball playoffs.

Even the team's number one all time fan Jack Nicholson said that he is so devastated and so depressed that he may have to make a scary space creature movie just to feel better.

Reno said that he talked to one of the Laker cheerleaders and she told him that four of the Laker Girls are so embarrassed at the team's performance that they will be resigning from the cheerleading squad at the end of the season.

Rufus said that things at the Staples Center are so moody that half a dozen of the hot dog vendors have said that they will be applying for hot dog vending jobs with the Los Angeles Clippers.

Meanwhile, ex-Lakers player and ex-husband of Khloe Kardashian Lamar Odom commented, "Well dats what da Lakers organization gets since dey went and traded me away."

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