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Saturday, 12 April 2014

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Shaq says that it's time that he and Kobe put on the gloves.

LOS ANGELES - Shaquille O'Neal sat down at a Los Angeles Burger Bandit and told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that he has always hated little punks who spout off at the mouth.

The Big Fella was of course referring to former Los Angeles Lakers teammate Kobe Bryant.

The two have been trading barbs of late and Shaq has said that it is time to settle this matter once and for all.

So he's proposing that the two participate in a pay per view boxing match with a winner take all clause.

O'Neal said that when he wallops the daylights and nightlights out of the NBA's all-time biggest ball hog he will donate the entire amount to The Home For Retired NBA Basketball Players.

Shaq noted that of course, before they meet, Bryant has to get over his dozen or so injuries but once he does then he will simply end up with one more - the one to his arrogantly pompous mouth.

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