LAS VEGAS - The Las Vegas Chamber of Commerce heard about the NBA Milwaukee Bucks desire to move the team to Las Vegas.
And by a unanimous vote they have voted not to allow the Bucks team to move from Milwaukee to Las Vegas.
They pointed out that the Bucks are presently in last place in the NBA with a horrible record of 14-63.
The city of Las Vegas made it clear that the Milwaukee team has the stigma of being a loser and Las Vegas does not want that kind of team representing the city that lives on the money it gets from gambling losers.
When Bucks Coach Larry Drew heard of the Las Vegas decision he remarked that Vegas can stick all of its slot machines up its a*s.
Bucks guard Giannis Antetokounmpo (#34) said that was fine with him since he is allergic to poker chips.
Meanwhile, Milwaukee Bucks center Miroslav Raduljica (#6) commented that it's okay because as the good book says in Cosmopolitan 7:7, "The city of Las Vegas will one day be swallowed up by a ferocious fire breathing dragon who will then spit it out just outside the Palm Springs city limits sign."