Liverpool are close to being a pain in the ass again as their fans are on the brink of regaining their status as the most obnoxiously arrogant in England.
Once the cocky, hubcap nicking Kings of the terraces, Liverpool have had their sense of smugness crushed for more than 20 years.
With news that the team is just a worryingly six games from league victory, Steven Gerrard said: "We have the best fans in the world for self importance, so it will be great to give them something to glass eye complete strangers about.
"If we win the trophy, for years to come the players' names will be constantly on the lips of irritating people who have trapped others in the corners of bars and work canteens."
Two teams can prevent Liverpool's fans becoming Insufferable, Manchester City, whose own supporters have defected over to the dark side from Manchester United and Chelsea, who also want to derail Liverpool's attempt at returning to credibility.