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Tuesday, 1 April 2014

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Most Lakers fans are still upset that Kobe was responsible for getting Shaq traded.

LOS ANGELES - Former Lakers Coach Phil Jackson told Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette that he does not appreciate seeing two of his former players dissing each other in the news media.

Phil Jackson, who is engaged to Lakers owner Jeanie Buss, said that he is ashamed of both players and he wants them both to bury the hatchet.

He added that they need to stop their little pissant feuding immediately and quit disrespecting the great Lakers organization with their pantywaist musings.

Kobe stated that Shaq was one of the laziest players in the history of the Lakers organization and Shaq responded by saying that Kobe is damn lucky he isn't sitting in a Colorado prison.

Meanwhile, Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni when asked about the Bryant - O'Neal feud replied that he is too damn busy trying to hang on to his friggin job to worry about two filthy rich multi-millionaires and their mid-life crisis.

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