Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Monday, 24 March 2014

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'Beer City' may end up losing their NBA basketball team.

MILWAUKEE - An inside source with the Milwaukee Bucks organization has said that the Bucks ownership may be throwing in the (losing) towel and leaving Beer City.

The Bucks have been languishing in the NBA cellar for most of the year and presently own a horribly dismal 13-57 record.

Many of the once loyal Bucks fans are starting to stay home and watch the game on television in the privacy of their own homes where none of their friends can see them.

One long time Bucks fan, who refused to give her name, said that she was already depressed enough due to the fact that she just entered into The Change of Life on the 13th of March.

She shook her head and said that between watching her Bucks get beat just about every game and trying to figure out her raging hormones she is literally fit to be tied.

The unnamed fan did confess that her husband, Delwin Drizzenbeck, did actually tie her up after one Buck's loss a few days ago.

SIDENOTE: An inside source with the Bucks organization said that the team has been talking to a group of investors in Las Vegas about moving the team there. If they do move, the Milwaukee Bucks will become the Las Vegas Bucks.

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