Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Friday, 21 March 2014

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The president says he loves playing basketball just as much as he loves being president.

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant spoke with Rufus Reno a reporter with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily.

Reno asked him how he was feeling. Kobe shook his head and replied that he kind of feels like Wynonna Judd, John Goodman, and David Crosby all jumped on him from a two story balcony.

Bryant said that he is hurting so bad that even his aches have aches.

He pointed out that his fantabulously sexy and forgiving as hell wife Vanessa quips that it's just a damn good thing that he isn't a horse.

Reno asked about Kobe's recent meeting with President Barack Obama. The Lakers super star smiled and said that the president is one really cool dude who has the sense of humor of Robin Williams except that he holds it in pretty much.

Bryant grinned and said but when the president is sitting in the backyard at the White House in his boxer shorts, with a bottle of beer in his hand, he is one heck of a funny brutha.

Kobe said that he has played games of one-on-one with the president many times and he is really good at dribbling the ball and doing his pick and rolls.

Bryant raised his eyebrows and said that he is so good that he could actually suit up and play for the Lakers.

SIDENOTE: Kobe mentioned that fact to the president and President Obama smiled and said that maybe after his third term he may look into joining the Lakers.

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