Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Monday, 17 March 2014

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The L.A. Lakers fans are getting sadder and sadder. (Photo provided by Jack Nicholson).

LOS ANGELES - The owners of the Los Angeles Lakers are really catching it from the Lakers fans who are fed up with the team losing, losing, and losing.

The boys in purple and gold presently have a very dismal 22-44 record (worst in the entire NBA) and will not be making it to the NBA playoffs.

Team owners ask that the LaLaLand Lakers fans please be patient and eventually the team will start winning.

One long time fan, Reynaldo Lapiz-Azul, 43, from East Los Angeles stated that the only way the Lakers can win is if they get someone like Kevin Durant, LeBron James, or Carmelo Anthony and Pope Francis will become an atheist before that happens.

Jeanie Buss, one of the team owners has decided that in a move to help cut down on expenses they will most probably be laying off half of the Lakers Girls cheerleaders.

The fiancée of former Lakers Coach Phil Jackson explicitly stated, "My goodness, the way the team is playing we could have a bunch of semi-naked Playboy centerfolds cheering for our team and it would not matter one friggin iota."

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