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Friday, 14 March 2014

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If you look closely you can see Jack Nicholson with one hellacious frown on his face.

LOS ANGELES - The Lakers Nation has been hit pretty hard on back-to-back days.

First Kobe Bryant announces that he is done for the NBA season and now Steve Nash has said that he is following in his teammate Kobe's footsteps and he will not play for the rest of the season.

Steve said that he is having problems with his leg, neck, back, and crotch region.

Reports filtering out of LaLaLand are that the #1 Lakers fan Jack Nicholson hinted that he may fly up to San Francisco and take a walk on The Golden Gate Bridge.

Tittle Tattle Tonight reported that it is highly unlikely that Nicholson would jump off the Golden Gate Bridge or any bridge for that matter since the star of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest is deathly afraid of heights.

Meanwhile, Lakers Coach Mike D'Antoni told the sports media that if this injury business keeps up before it's all over he may end up having to suit up and play.

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