Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Wednesday, 12 March 2014

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Kobe will go from being a player to being a very knowledgeable fan.

LOS ANGELES - Jack Nicholson has hinted that he may want to get his money refunded for the remaining Laker home games.

The Laker Girl cheerleaders are in tears and a tremendous cheer has gone up in the state of Colorado.

The leader of the Lakers and executive ball hog, Mr. Kobe Bryant, will not be dribbling anymore this year - at least not on the basketball court.

Team doctors have said that Kobe is in bad shape physically. They noted that his chances of returning to the court this year are about as good as Paris Hilton becoming an astronaut.

Kobe did not want to comment on the prognosis but his wife did say that he now has a belly button infection to go with the other 9 or 13 physical ailments.

SIDENOTE: Kobe's former teammate and ex-friend Shaquille O'Neal commented that it's just a damn good thing that Kobe isn't a horse.

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