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Wednesday, 26 February 2014

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Governor Brewer is 69, but she looks 89. (Photo provided by Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio).

NEW YORK CITY - A spokesperson for the National Football League said that the football commissioner is closely monitoring the situation in Arizona.

Governor Jan Brewer, 69, of the Desert State is considering signing a bill which would allow business merchants to refuse service to any shoppers who are gay or lesbian.

She has stated that she and her BFF Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio, 81, do not hate gays and lesbians they just don't want them shopping in Arizona stores.

The crotchety old governor has made it very clear that any gays or lesbians who are currently residing in Arizona are welcome to move to New Mexico, California, Utah, Nevada, or any other state in the wonderful country we call The Land of The Free.

Meanwhile the NFL has stated that if Governor Brewer signs the bill she is in essence saying that she does not want the Super Bowl in her state.

SIDENOTE: Hercules Confetti, a sports writer with Sporting Chance Magazine perhaps said it best when he stated, "If Governor Jan The Man signs the bill then the wrinkled old biddy really needs to get some professional help because she will be costing the state tens of millions of dollars in Super Bowl revenue."

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