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Saturday, 22 February 2014

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SOCHI, RUSSIA - Worldwise Wrestling Federation (WWF) representatives were in Sochi today to offer "Olga from Volga", one of the anonymous kidnappers of Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano, a lucrative wrestling contract with their Iron Butterfly Lady Wrestlers Division.

Don "The Prince" Kingman, spokesman for the WWF, told reporters at a press conference, "We are appealing to the mysterious 'Olga from Volga' to identify herself to us so that we can sign her to a 5 year contract with our wrestling entertainment family. We think Olga has what it takes to be a formidable and charismatic wrestler. We just need her to come forward as soon as possible, because we are leaving Sochi tomorrow afternoon."

Despite the generous offer, it is assumed that Olga will not be able to reveal her identity due to possible legal and public repercussions associated with her role in kidnapping Kenny and Vic. The Russian branch of the Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano Fan Club are very upset with Olga.

Although no official charges have been pressed against "Olga from Volga" and her accomplice for unknown reasons, police authorities are expected to release details about the kidnapping in the next few days. Most assume Olga will not be exonerated in time to take advantage of the WWF offer.

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