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Thursday, 20 February 2014

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China has said that if they do buy the Seahawks they will stay in Seattle but the new name will be the Sea Dragons.

HONG KONG - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just learned that the Republic of China has expressed a desire to purchase the newly crowned Super Bowl champion Seattle Seahawks.

Rufus Reno with SBID stated that the NFL team's owner multi-billionaire Paul Allen has said that he had not considered selling the team but being the fabulously talented businessman that he is everything in this world has a price.

Infamous Seahawks' cornerback Richard Sherman said that he kind of has a feeling that Mr. Allen will sell the team and for that reason he has already signed up on an Internet site to learn Chinese.

Sherman said that at least four other Seattle players are also in the process of learning to speak Chinese.

SIDENOTE: The conceited cornerback proudly added that he loves Chinese food so at least he knows he has scored some points in that department (no pun intended).

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