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Friday, 14 February 2014

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Juanita De La Casita (shown in photo) looks like a young Paris Hilton.

SOCHI, Russia - One of the biggest surprises at The XXII Sochi Winter Olympics has just been uncovered by The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee.

SOOC Spokeswoman Tula Tambova has informed the world wide news media of a confession made by Juanita De La Casita, 24, the beautiful ski jumper from Venezuela.

Miss De La Casita has admitted that she was actually born a male (Juan De La Casita) and that she had undergone a sex change at the age of 19 in Trinidad, Colorado.

The gorgeous ski jumper, who resembles a young Paris Hilton, admitted to the reporters that she was embarrassed and ashamed that she had not informed the SOOC about her sexual reassignment surgery.

SIDENOTE: SOOC Spokeswoman Tula Tambova has stated that Miss De La Casita will be allowed to continue to compete in the Olympic games. She remarked that SOOC physicians examined her thoroughly for an hour and ten minutes and they've determined that Juanita has all of the physical body parts of a normal, biological female.

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