Written by John Hurkett
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Topics: Sochi 2014

Monday, 10 February 2014

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An olympic official, yesterday

Russian Officials were today shocked to hear the all of the Men's and Woman's skating events are null and void.

Officials from the Total Olympic Standards Subcommittee European Region (TOSSER) have announced the the stadium was built the Wrong Way Round.

Olympic rules state that the stadium must face East to be in line with Religious requirements .

Russian diplomat Mr Ivanamof Gettemoff - was reported as saying: "It's got nuffing to do wiv me - I was havin' me tea break"

Russian President Putin was reported as saying: "Round em all up - put em in a field - and bomb the bastards!"

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