WASHINGTON, D.C. - As President Obama watched the Seattle Seahawks totally annihilate the Denver Broncos 43-8 in Super Bowl XLVIII, he thought about his fellow world leader Vladimir Putin of Russia.
As soon as the game was over he told Vice-President Joe Biden to make arrangements to FedEx 20 cases of Jose Cuervo Tequila to Putin at the Kremlin.
The president had bet on the Denver Broncos while Putin had bet on the Seattle Seahawks.
The Super Bowl bet was 20 cases of Jose Cuervo Tequila against 20 cases of Russian Vodka.
President Obama could not believe how awful the game turned out. He said that after the game he received an email from Seahawks corner back Richard "Trash Mouth" Sherman saying that he expected an apology for the way the president had bad-mouthed him.
According to an unnamed White House source, President Obama emailed him back saying: "Don't hold your breath Dreadlocks Boy."