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Tuesday, 28 January 2014

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Totally baked, man.

It has been confirmed that Smiley Virus, along with her band, The Hammerlickers, will be performing their smash hit, "Ball Wrecker" at the Stupor Bowl half-time show.

Stupor Bowl spokeschick Melody Booker announced the show line-up this morning. "Dudes," she said, "What difference is it going to make? The two teams come from the only two states in the union with legal marijuana. By the time 'ralf-time' rolls around, we expect at least half of the fans to be way totally baked".

Also appearing at this year's half-time show will be Funkmasta Tone Def-yo along with his rap ensemble GWC (Goyim With Chutzpah), debuting their cover of Johnny Cash's "Ghost Riders in the Sky".

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