Cleveland, Tn. A lady who must have filled up on burritos and beer cleared a whole section of basketball fans at the High Street Owls playoff game, Saturday night.
Although it cannot be proven a Ms. Maggie Sweat was the first one to jump up and leave the section and most say they think it was her silent, because of the crowd noise, killer that almost stopped the game.
"The lady must weigh 300 pounds or more and I felt the bleachers shake just before she got up quickly and left us all to appreciate free fresh air outside the gym", stated Manuel Fletcher. "She also kept glancing back as she herself went outside."
"Sure she was the one", agreed Fletcher's daughter, Ima. "At least I made it outside before I puked up several hot dogs and a cherry coke."
"I think it was all planned", stated losing coach Henry Myers. "We had a five point lead until our guys went to that end of the floor. We lost by ten points as our ball handling skills suddenly vanished."
One referee says that if it ever happens again, he'll call a technical foul. "Or at least a time out for a good airing out of the gym!"